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Paste the page
Give PitchBite the public landing page you want reviewed.
AI roasts for founders
Brutal feedback.Better pitches.
Paste your landing-page URL. PitchBite finds the moments that make buyers hesitate, calls them out directly, and gives you a sharper way forward.
Public landing-page URLs only. No card required to begin.
pitchbite.ai/roast
Enter your landing page URL
We'll roast it. Brutally.
https://yourstartup.com
RoastFirst hit
Your hero is trying to say everything.
Rewrite cue
Lead with the problem you solve before naming every feature.
Get roasted. Get better. Get funded.
URL-firstNo fake praiseClearer next move
The playbook
One URL. Zero sugarcoating.
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Take the hit
Get a direct read on the signals that shape a buyer's first impression.
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Make it bite
Use the feedback to tighten the message, proof, and next action.
The scan
The page tells on itself.
A sharp roast starts with the parts of a landing page people actually use to decide whether to keep reading.
Clear feedback, not vague AI filler.
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Value prop clarity
Can a buyer tell what you do?
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Design polish
Does the page earn a second look?
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Trust signals
What makes the promise believable?
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CTA impact
Is the next move obvious?
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Bullshit detector
Which claims need a reality check?
Before you submit
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your audience will judge it anyway